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October 25 2017

billykaplxn:

Too depressed to be awake? Not depressed enough for a Depression Nap™? Welcome to Existential Crisis Wrapped in Blanket!

just-shower-thoughts:

New Years Eve (2017) will be the only day when every adult was born in the 1900s, and every minor was born in the 2000s.

How jocks tell time

theanti90smovement:

Regular person: oh it’s 3:13 
Jock: do you mean 3 days 16 hours 26 minutes and approximately 32 seconds before THE BIG GAME?

October 24 2017

queendivaofthedark:

finnglas:

just-shower-thoughts:

Saying “Fuck it” actually motivates me more than “You can do this”.

This is because there’s always a part of your brain that’s like, “But what if I CAN’T do this?” and you’ll still freeze.

But if you say “Fuck it,” you’re saying “You know, whatever happens, happens. If it’s not perfect, so what. I’m gonna try, and if I fail, then – fuck it.”

So much wisdom and truth….

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dapperalbinobudgie:

jefflaclede:

ethergaunts:

beeishappy:

Armageddon is one of the few DVDs I didn’t sell because Ben Affleck on the commentary track is relentless. Below is the clip of the commentary from where this tidbit of trivia came from. Please take a moment to witness the magic.

this is so fucking funny

“aim the drill at the ground and turn it on”

im cracking up lmfaoooo
“didnt you see apollo 13, boy?”

October 23 2017

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animals-lovers:

Look at this!

October 22 2017

ollivander:

wadewilson-parker:

It’s a pity they didn’t cast Ryan Reynolds as Jay Gatsby, since he’s both the green lantern and deadpool…

what the fuck kind of mutant ass pun bullshit is this

jadecitrusdragon:

A good reason to believe in aliens: because it’s statistically improbable that our planet is the only planet in our universe with life.

Bad reason to believe in aliens: discrediting the capability and competence of ancient civilizations and their ability to build things in a practical manner.

andrewmiyards:

things im tired of:

  • the evil stepmom trope
  • the im not like other girls because i don’t like skirts, makeup or fro-yo trope
  • any trope that makes girls who like fashion and make-up seem stuck up, stupid, slutty and mean
  • the popular girl wants to socially destroy anyone who tries to get in between her and popularity trope
  • the i hang out with guys because it’s less drama than girls trope
  • the we’re best friends but im the girl your boyfriend cheated on you with because i was jealous of you’re relationship trope
  • literally any trope that has girls hate each other for NO REASON other than to portray all girls as jealous, petty and catty instead of portraying girls having each others backs and protecting each other
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October 21 2017

eli0tknight:

All our generation wants is a small apartment and a spouse that loves them back.

October 06 2017

acutelesbian:

fat-thin-skinny:

acutelesbian:

A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is, or what scares me most. And I know they expect an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or people dressed like animals, but how do I tell them that when I was 17 I took a class called Relationships For Life and I learned that most people fall out of love for the same reasons they fell in it. That their lover’s once endearing stubbornness has now become refusal to compromise and their one track mind is now immaturity and their bad habits that you once adored is now money down the drain. Their spontaneity becomes reckless and irresponsible and their feet up on your dash is no longer sexy, just another distraction in your busy life.
Nothing saddens and scares me like the thought that I can become ugly to someone who once thought all the stars were in my eyes.

this fucks me up every single time

I never expected this to be my most popular poem out of the hundreds I’ve written. I was extremely bitter and sad when I wrote this and I left out the most beautiful part of that class.

After my teacher introduced us to this theory, she asked us, “is love a feeling? Or is it a choice?” We were all a bunch of teenagers. Naturally we said it was a feeling. She said that if we clung to that belief, we’d never have a lasting relationship of any sort.

She made us interview a dozen adults who were or had been married and we asked them about their marriages and why it lasted or why it failed. At the end, I asked every single person if love was an emotion or a choice.

Everybody said that it was a choice. It was a conscious commitment. It was something you choose to make work every day with a person who has chosen the same thing. They all said that at one point in their marriage, the “feeling of love” had vanished or faded and they weren’t happy. They said feelings are always changing and you cannot build something that will last on such a shaky foundation.

The married ones said that when things were bad, they chose to open the communication, chose to identify what broke and how to fix it, and chose to recreate something worth falling in love with.

The divorced ones said they chose to walk away.

Ever since that class, since that project, I never looked at relationships the same way. I understood why arranged marriages were successful. I discovered the difference in feelings and commitments. I’ve never gone for the person who makes my heart flutter or my head spin. I’ve chosen the people who were committed to choosing me, dedicated to finding something to adore even on the ugliest days.

I no longer fear the day someone who swore I was their universe can no longer see the stars in my eyes as long as they still choose to look until they find them again.

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zireza:

🍂 A u t u m n : A New Beginning 🍂

“Steam rising underneath a canopy of whispering, changing aspens; starlight in the clear, dark night, and wondrous beauty in every direction. If only all could feel this way, to be so captured and enthralled with autumn.”

October 05 2017

skellydun:

i love learning and discovering new things but boy do i hate doing it crammed in a class with twenty people with the threat of randomly being called on and put on the spot while some girl is crunching on chips at 9 am. 

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gryffon:

first time fucking around with watercolors in a meaningful way. here’s a lion from the boston public library!

biowareproblems:

Me choosing what to remove from my inventory when I’m carrying too much:

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bandana–banana:

click/drag for a spooky ghost(trick) surprise!

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